He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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