sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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