I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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