Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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