hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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