what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
