it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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