problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she pinky promised me she was 18
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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