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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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