he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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