Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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