hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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