Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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