I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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