i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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