I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My life is pants optional.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
