Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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