all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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