He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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