i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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