I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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