And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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