I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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