I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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