did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize
