i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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