I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
