If that was your dad, he is hot
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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