she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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