dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
