the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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