She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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