I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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