office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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