I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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