he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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