You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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