i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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