Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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