Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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