I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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