Farmville is her only friend.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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