last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she told me i tasted like america
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
