Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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