My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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