yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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