Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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