She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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