do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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