Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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