I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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