JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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