its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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