idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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