My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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