New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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