if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This is classic penis vs brain.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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